Sometimes the best jokes are the most racist or prejudice. So do your worst!
A young black Jewish boy came from school one day and asked his dad a strange question.
"Dad, am I more black or more Jew?"
The dad replied by saying
"It shouldn't matter son, why do you ask this question?"
The son then said
"My friend Billy is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it"
A young black Jewish boy came from school one day and asked his dad a strange question.
"Dad, am I more black or more Jew?"
The dad replied by saying
"It shouldn't matter son, why do you ask this question?"
The son then said
"My friend Billy is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it"
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Makes perfect sense.
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
Makes perfect sense.
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
