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Christians Come to the Waters...

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Christians Come to the Waters...
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Christians Come to the Waters...
March 20, 2015 at 6:08 pm
I encourage all believers to be baptized by The Reality Salesman. Just provide him with one of your most cherished beliefs and he will dip you in the nastiest shit you can imagine. And when you are to the point you think you are going to drown in it, you will be lifted up. It will be the best experience you will have in this forum if you can endure. Hopefully you will have your eyes opened, smile and see a white bird circling above...just get out of the way of its droppings.
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Christians Come to the Waters... - by daver49 - March 20, 2015 at 6:08 pm
RE: Christians Come to the Waters... - by rexbeccarox - March 20, 2015 at 7:06 pm
RE: Christians Come to the Waters... - by Cyberman - March 20, 2015 at 7:14 pm

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