Little black Johnny is in the kitchen putting flour on his face when Mama walks in.
"Johnny, what are you doing?"
"I wanted to see what it was like to be white Mama"
Mama slaps him and says, "You go show your Daddy what you did.".
Little Johnny goes into the living room and Daddy jumps up. "What the hell is that on your face boy".
"I wanted to see what it was like to be white Daddy."
"You run upstairs and show your Grandma!"
Little Johnny runs upstairs to Grandma's room and when she sees him, all hell breaks loose.
"You go to your room until I say you can come out!"
Little Johnny goes to his room and his brother is there.
"Yo bro, what's that on your face?"
"It's flour, I wanted to see what it was like to be white and after just ten minutes, I already hate blacks!"
"Johnny, what are you doing?"
"I wanted to see what it was like to be white Mama"
Mama slaps him and says, "You go show your Daddy what you did.".
Little Johnny goes into the living room and Daddy jumps up. "What the hell is that on your face boy".
"I wanted to see what it was like to be white Daddy."
"You run upstairs and show your Grandma!"
Little Johnny runs upstairs to Grandma's room and when she sees him, all hell breaks loose.
"You go to your room until I say you can come out!"
Little Johnny goes to his room and his brother is there.
"Yo bro, what's that on your face?"
"It's flour, I wanted to see what it was like to be white and after just ten minutes, I already hate blacks!"
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
