RE: Racist jokes (just for good humor)
March 27, 2015 at 11:55 am
(This post was last modified: March 27, 2015 at 11:57 am by DIRTY_DEEDS_93.)
Why are black people such fast runners? You'd be fast to if you had to outrun cheetahs.
Everything is made in China, except for babies, they're made in va'china.
I wonder how Chinese kids feel when they open up their happy meal and get a toy they made last week.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
Why is there cotton in pill bottles? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit ..."
What would martin luther king be if he was white? Alive.
Why do blacks smell? So blind people can hate them too.
This one isn't racist but I have to share it What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese
Everything is made in China, except for babies, they're made in va'china.
I wonder how Chinese kids feel when they open up their happy meal and get a toy they made last week.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
Why is there cotton in pill bottles? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit ..."
What would martin luther king be if he was white? Alive.
Why do blacks smell? So blind people can hate them too.
This one isn't racist but I have to share it What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Makes perfect sense.
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
Makes perfect sense.
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
