Know what's particularly galling? One of my dearest friends has three sweet and adorable children, two girls and one boy all of mixed racial heritage, and they love me to bits. When I show my friend this exchange next time I see her, she is going to laugh her kneecaps off. Then I'm guessing she'll want to rip someone not a million miles from this thread a few interesting new orifices.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'