Your religion is like your penis. Enjoy it in any way you choose with any like-minded consenting adult/s you choose. However, if you try to shove it down my children's throat, expect you are going to have a very, very bad time at my hands.
...it is common knowledge that the upper third, centered in Flagstaff, is Alta Arizona; the lower third, centered in Tucson, is Baja Arizona; and the middle third, centered in Phoenix, is Caca Arizona. Simple as ABC...
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