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Do we have any creationists here?
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RE: Do we have any creationists here?
(April 1, 2015 at 4:32 pm)Pizz-atheist Wrote:
(April 1, 2015 at 10:34 am)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote:
Question: "Creationists, do you believe the Earth is flat with a dome above it, and water surrounding creation above and below?"
Soooo, you want to know if I really believe the Bible then?
Hahahaa! Good one/

You probably already know this, since you're an atheist, but just in case, here's a quick Bible study on how science has lied to you.

First, the Lord created the Heavens and the earth, spending an entire day on this thing we call the firmament. 


Quote:Gen 1:6-8 And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters. And God made the firmament and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so. And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.

This was the one accomplishment that our Lord didn't declare to be "good". Every other creation day, he patted himself on the back. I guess he wasn't so proud of this work. Anyway, the verses make it clear that the universe was composed of water and these waters are now divided between the sky-dome he made in verse 8. The ancience Hebrew word "firmament" also translates to "dome" and the word "Heaven" is the same as the word "sky". So verse 8 can be faithfully translated to "God called the dome sky". 

The Book of Isaiah makes it clear the world is a flat circle.


Quote:Isaiah 40:22 It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in:

Now you know how tents work? Piece of cloth over top a flat surface. They don't work so well when built around a globe. 

Now godless heathen trash often like to ask questions like can our god create round squares. Well, the Lord did just that with the earth. On the one hand, Isaiah describes it as a "circle". On the other hand, it has four corners. CHECKMATE ATHEISTS!


Quote:Isaiah 11:11-12 And it shall come to pass in that day, that the Lord shall set his hand again the second time to recover the remnant of his people, which shall be left, from Assyria, and from Egypt, and from Pathros, and from Cush, and from Elam, and from Shinar, and from Hamath, and from the islands of the sea.
And he shall set up an ensign for the nations, and shall assemble the outcasts of Israel, and gather together the dispersed of Judah from the four corners of the earth.



Bit of Bible trivia: Did you know that the above named country of Cush had a serious illegal immigration problem?






So either the Bible is wrong, and that CAN'T be the case, or scientists have lied to us and the world really is flat with a dome over it and surrounded by water. 


Checkmate you dumb-ass sissy phony Christians who make concessions to godless science. 


Glory!
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church

™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to. 

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Do we have any creationists here? - by Lemonvariable72 - March 26, 2015 at 1:19 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by downbeatplumb - March 26, 2015 at 1:27 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Alex K - March 26, 2015 at 1:29 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by watchamadoodle - March 26, 2015 at 6:40 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Thumpalumpacus - March 26, 2015 at 6:44 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Mudhammam - March 26, 2015 at 6:45 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Faith No More - March 26, 2015 at 6:55 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Pizza - March 26, 2015 at 6:59 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Ravenshire - March 26, 2015 at 7:11 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Minimalist - March 26, 2015 at 7:18 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Alex K - March 26, 2015 at 7:35 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by professor - March 26, 2015 at 7:58 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by dyresand - March 26, 2015 at 8:09 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Tonus - March 26, 2015 at 8:06 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by professor - March 26, 2015 at 8:15 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Pizza - March 26, 2015 at 8:26 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by YahwehIsTheWay - April 1, 2015 at 10:34 am
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Minimalist - March 26, 2015 at 8:46 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by professor - March 26, 2015 at 8:36 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Pizza - March 26, 2015 at 8:55 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by dyresand - March 26, 2015 at 9:10 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Thumpalumpacus - March 26, 2015 at 8:40 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Drich - March 26, 2015 at 8:41 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by DeadChannel - March 26, 2015 at 8:52 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Drich - March 26, 2015 at 8:57 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by watchamadoodle - March 26, 2015 at 9:24 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Drich - March 26, 2015 at 9:49 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by watchamadoodle - March 26, 2015 at 10:21 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Drich - March 27, 2015 at 10:39 am
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by watchamadoodle - March 27, 2015 at 2:39 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Huggy Bear - April 1, 2015 at 9:56 am
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by AFTT47 - March 26, 2015 at 10:53 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Wyrd of Gawd - March 29, 2015 at 3:33 am
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Faith No More - March 27, 2015 at 9:39 am
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by watchamadoodle - March 26, 2015 at 8:48 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by professor - March 26, 2015 at 9:24 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by dyresand - March 26, 2015 at 9:48 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by h4ym4n - March 27, 2015 at 12:22 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by professor - March 26, 2015 at 9:31 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Mothonis - March 26, 2015 at 11:13 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Mudhammam - March 26, 2015 at 11:37 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by IATIA - March 26, 2015 at 9:42 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Pizza - March 26, 2015 at 11:44 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Whateverist - March 27, 2015 at 12:58 am
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by robvalue - March 27, 2015 at 3:49 am
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by professor - March 27, 2015 at 8:41 am
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by dyresand - March 27, 2015 at 8:45 am
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Whateverist - March 27, 2015 at 9:10 am
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Lemonvariable72 - March 27, 2015 at 10:15 am
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Chas - March 27, 2015 at 12:38 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by professor - March 27, 2015 at 9:38 am
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Whateverist - March 27, 2015 at 11:22 am
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Cyberman - March 27, 2015 at 11:24 am
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Drich - March 27, 2015 at 12:07 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Cyberman - March 27, 2015 at 12:30 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Simon Moon - March 27, 2015 at 12:41 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Esquilax - March 27, 2015 at 1:17 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by h4ym4n - March 27, 2015 at 12:27 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Whateverist - March 27, 2015 at 11:26 am
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Tonus - March 27, 2015 at 11:28 am
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by downbeatplumb - March 27, 2015 at 11:45 am
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Cyberman - March 27, 2015 at 11:28 am
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Cyberman - March 27, 2015 at 11:47 am
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Thumpalumpacus - March 27, 2015 at 11:56 am
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by professor - March 27, 2015 at 12:15 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Tonus - March 27, 2015 at 1:09 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Whateverist - March 27, 2015 at 6:55 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by popeyespappy - March 27, 2015 at 12:25 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by professor - March 27, 2015 at 1:02 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Cyberman - March 27, 2015 at 1:12 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by dyresand - March 27, 2015 at 1:12 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by h4ym4n - March 27, 2015 at 1:13 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by downbeatplumb - March 27, 2015 at 2:09 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by robvalue - March 27, 2015 at 1:13 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Cyberman - March 27, 2015 at 1:14 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Minimalist - March 27, 2015 at 1:24 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by abaris - March 27, 2015 at 5:07 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by downbeatplumb - March 28, 2015 at 7:45 am
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by dyresand - March 28, 2015 at 1:14 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by LastPoet - March 27, 2015 at 1:33 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Pizza - March 27, 2015 at 4:02 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by John V - March 31, 2015 at 6:10 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by Pizza - April 1, 2015 at 4:32 pm
RE: Do we have any creationists here? - by YahwehIsTheWay - April 1, 2015 at 8:57 pm

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