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So you want to go to heaven

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So you want to go to heaven
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RE: So you want to go to heaven
April 13, 2015 at 9:56 pm
Quote:Enlighten the eyes of our hearts with the light of their looking at You to the extent that they penetrate the veils of light and reach the Source of Grandeur, and let our souls get suspended by the glory of Your sanctity.

My Lord, make me one of those whom You call and they respond; when You look at and they are thunderstruck by Your majesty. You whisper to them secretly and they work for You openly.

Gibberish. 

Sounds like the kind of stuff you get from a philosophy major after an all-night kegger.
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So you want to go to heaven - by dyresand - April 13, 2015 at 1:05 pm
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by FatAndFaithless - April 13, 2015 at 1:08 pm
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by Faith No More - April 13, 2015 at 1:49 pm
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by watchamadoodle - April 13, 2015 at 1:56 pm
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by dyresand - April 13, 2015 at 2:36 pm
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by watchamadoodle - April 13, 2015 at 2:47 pm
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by Chad32 - April 13, 2015 at 2:38 pm
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by robvalue - April 13, 2015 at 2:45 pm
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by Minimalist - April 13, 2015 at 3:40 pm
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by dyresand - April 13, 2015 at 5:06 pm
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by Spooky - April 13, 2015 at 5:08 pm
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by watchamadoodle - April 13, 2015 at 5:16 pm
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by MysticKnight - April 13, 2015 at 8:46 pm
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by Minimalist - April 13, 2015 at 9:01 pm
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by MysticKnight - April 13, 2015 at 9:02 pm
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by Minimalist - April 13, 2015 at 9:40 pm
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by The Valkyrie - April 13, 2015 at 9:08 pm
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by MysticKnight - April 13, 2015 at 9:09 pm
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by JuliaL - April 13, 2015 at 9:16 pm
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by The Valkyrie - April 13, 2015 at 9:22 pm
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by MysticKnight - April 13, 2015 at 9:24 pm
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by The Valkyrie - April 13, 2015 at 9:25 pm
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by MysticKnight - April 13, 2015 at 9:36 pm
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by The Valkyrie - April 13, 2015 at 9:39 pm
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by MysticKnight - April 13, 2015 at 9:46 pm
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by Chad32 - April 13, 2015 at 9:51 pm
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by The Valkyrie - April 13, 2015 at 9:56 pm
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by Minimalist - April 13, 2015 at 9:56 pm
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by MysticKnight - April 13, 2015 at 9:59 pm
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by Surgenator - April 13, 2015 at 10:09 pm
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by MysticKnight - April 13, 2015 at 10:23 pm
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by dyresand - April 13, 2015 at 10:30 pm
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by MysticKnight - April 13, 2015 at 10:35 pm
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by dyresand - April 13, 2015 at 11:11 pm
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by MysticKnight - April 13, 2015 at 11:23 pm
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by dyresand - April 14, 2015 at 12:14 am
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by MysticKnight - April 14, 2015 at 12:22 am
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by dyresand - April 14, 2015 at 12:29 am
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by MysticKnight - April 14, 2015 at 12:38 am
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by dyresand - April 14, 2015 at 12:46 am
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by MysticKnight - April 14, 2015 at 12:58 am
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by dyresand - April 14, 2015 at 8:16 am
RE: So you want to go to heaven - by The Valkyrie - April 13, 2015 at 10:34 pm

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