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The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating...

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RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating...

April 19, 2015 at 6:27 pm

Quote:According to my father, there is enough water on Earth so that if the Earth was all at sea level (with no elevations) the Earth would flood like the Bible says.

But it isn't which kind of leaves him up a creek...without an ark.

Don't listen to the prof. AiG is suitable only for morons like him.

Try this instead.

http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/faq-noahs-ark.html

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The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by ReptilianPeon - April 19, 2015 at 5:52 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by professor - April 19, 2015 at 6:12 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Aroura - April 19, 2015 at 7:17 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Anomalocaris - April 19, 2015 at 8:22 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by The Valkyrie - April 20, 2015 at 10:38 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Goon - April 21, 2015 at 11:00 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by robvalue - April 19, 2015 at 6:12 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Minimalist - April 19, 2015 at 6:27 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by ReptilianPeon - April 19, 2015 at 7:18 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by The Grand Nudger - April 19, 2015 at 7:50 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by professor - April 19, 2015 at 8:18 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by professor - April 19, 2015 at 8:34 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Anomalocaris - April 19, 2015 at 8:39 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by professor - April 19, 2015 at 8:46 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Anomalocaris - April 19, 2015 at 9:36 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by robvalue - April 19, 2015 at 8:47 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Iroscato - April 19, 2015 at 8:59 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by professor - April 19, 2015 at 9:13 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Iroscato - April 19, 2015 at 9:24 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Cyberman - April 20, 2015 at 6:11 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Mudhammam - April 20, 2015 at 7:27 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Minimalist - April 19, 2015 at 9:25 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by LostLocke - April 19, 2015 at 9:44 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by dyresand - April 19, 2015 at 10:24 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Anomalocaris - April 19, 2015 at 10:29 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Godschild - April 20, 2015 at 12:34 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by dyresand - April 20, 2015 at 12:46 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by LostLocke - April 20, 2015 at 10:56 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by downbeatplumb - April 20, 2015 at 12:44 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Godschild - April 20, 2015 at 2:11 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Mudhammam - April 20, 2015 at 1:10 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by ReptilianPeon - April 20, 2015 at 4:11 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Mudhammam - April 20, 2015 at 4:52 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by ReptilianPeon - April 20, 2015 at 5:45 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by robvalue - April 20, 2015 at 4:57 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by watchamadoodle - April 20, 2015 at 7:50 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by robvalue - April 20, 2015 at 1:30 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Godschild - April 20, 2015 at 2:13 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by robvalue - April 20, 2015 at 2:20 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Godschild - April 20, 2015 at 9:19 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Esquilax - April 20, 2015 at 9:57 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Cyberman - April 20, 2015 at 2:12 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Cyberman - April 20, 2015 at 2:15 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Iroscato - April 20, 2015 at 2:19 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by robvalue - April 20, 2015 at 10:04 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Iroscato - April 20, 2015 at 10:28 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Minimalist - April 20, 2015 at 10:48 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Polaris - April 20, 2015 at 11:46 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Chas - April 21, 2015 at 11:34 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by dyresand - April 21, 2015 at 11:44 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Minimalist - April 21, 2015 at 1:08 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by professor - April 21, 2015 at 11:25 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Iroscato - April 21, 2015 at 11:36 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Longhorn - April 21, 2015 at 12:24 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by downbeatplumb - April 21, 2015 at 12:28 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Esquilax - April 21, 2015 at 1:04 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by The Valkyrie - April 21, 2015 at 3:00 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Cyberman - April 21, 2015 at 11:46 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Godschild - April 21, 2015 at 12:00 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Chas - April 21, 2015 at 12:05 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Godschild - April 21, 2015 at 12:12 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Iroscato - April 21, 2015 at 12:17 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by dyresand - April 21, 2015 at 12:22 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Chas - April 21, 2015 at 12:23 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by dyresand - April 21, 2015 at 12:25 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Minimalist - April 21, 2015 at 3:51 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Iroscato - April 21, 2015 at 12:10 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Neo-Scholastic - April 21, 2015 at 12:20 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by TubbyTubby - April 21, 2015 at 12:27 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by robvalue - April 21, 2015 at 12:57 pm

The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by ajarnfalang - April 22, 2015 at 11:02 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Esquilax - April 22, 2015 at 11:12 am

The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by ajarnfalang - April 22, 2015 at 11:14 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Esquilax - April 22, 2015 at 11:17 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Crossless1 - April 22, 2015 at 11:24 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by FatAndFaithless - April 22, 2015 at 11:16 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Longhorn - April 22, 2015 at 11:17 am

The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by ajarnfalang - April 22, 2015 at 11:18 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Esquilax - April 22, 2015 at 11:22 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by FatAndFaithless - April 22, 2015 at 11:21 am

The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by ajarnfalang - April 22, 2015 at 11:21 am

The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by ajarnfalang - April 22, 2015 at 11:24 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Longhorn - April 22, 2015 at 11:26 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by robvalue - April 22, 2015 at 11:25 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by FatAndFaithless - April 22, 2015 at 11:25 am

The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by ajarnfalang - April 22, 2015 at 11:26 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Crossless1 - April 22, 2015 at 11:32 am

The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by ajarnfalang - April 22, 2015 at 11:28 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Longhorn - April 22, 2015 at 11:29 am

The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by ajarnfalang - April 22, 2015 at 11:29 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by FatAndFaithless - April 22, 2015 at 11:30 am

The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by ajarnfalang - April 22, 2015 at 11:33 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Crossless1 - April 22, 2015 at 11:37 am

The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by ajarnfalang - April 22, 2015 at 11:42 am

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RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Mudhammam - April 25, 2015 at 4:21 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Wyrd of Gawd - April 25, 2015 at 1:29 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Iroscato - April 25, 2015 at 4:05 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Wyrd of Gawd - April 25, 2015 at 8:09 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by ThomM - April 28, 2015 at 7:47 pm

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