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The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating...

Iroscato

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RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating...

April 19, 2015 at 8:59 pm

I've used this little trap before on a young-earth creationist. I have never seen a human being so profoundly speechless in all my life. I actually feared he was going to suffocate. Feel free to use it Tongue

It went something like this.

Me: So you think that evolution does not happen, and all the animals of the world came into being exactly as they are?
Moron: Yes.
Me: You also believe the story of Noah's Ark is totally, literally true?
Moron: Yes.
Me: Ok, so there are thought to be over 8 MILLION species in the world today. Tell me, if evolution does not happen, and with space only for a few thousand animals AT MOST, how do we have this much genetic variety in the world after only a few thousand years?
Moron: ....................................................*Makes a noise like a goat in labour, goes bright red*.

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The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by ReptilianPeon - April 19, 2015 at 5:52 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by professor - April 19, 2015 at 6:12 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Aroura - April 19, 2015 at 7:17 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Anomalocaris - April 19, 2015 at 8:22 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by The Valkyrie - April 20, 2015 at 10:38 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Goon - April 21, 2015 at 11:00 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by robvalue - April 19, 2015 at 6:12 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Minimalist - April 19, 2015 at 6:27 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by ReptilianPeon - April 19, 2015 at 7:18 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by The Grand Nudger - April 19, 2015 at 7:50 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by professor - April 19, 2015 at 8:18 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by professor - April 19, 2015 at 8:34 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Anomalocaris - April 19, 2015 at 8:39 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by professor - April 19, 2015 at 8:46 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Anomalocaris - April 19, 2015 at 9:36 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by robvalue - April 19, 2015 at 8:47 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Iroscato - April 19, 2015 at 8:59 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by professor - April 19, 2015 at 9:13 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Iroscato - April 19, 2015 at 9:24 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Cyberman - April 20, 2015 at 6:11 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Mudhammam - April 20, 2015 at 7:27 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Minimalist - April 19, 2015 at 9:25 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by LostLocke - April 19, 2015 at 9:44 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by dyresand - April 19, 2015 at 10:24 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Anomalocaris - April 19, 2015 at 10:29 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Godschild - April 20, 2015 at 12:34 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by dyresand - April 20, 2015 at 12:46 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by LostLocke - April 20, 2015 at 10:56 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by downbeatplumb - April 20, 2015 at 12:44 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Godschild - April 20, 2015 at 2:11 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Mudhammam - April 20, 2015 at 1:10 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by ReptilianPeon - April 20, 2015 at 4:11 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Mudhammam - April 20, 2015 at 4:52 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by ReptilianPeon - April 20, 2015 at 5:45 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by robvalue - April 20, 2015 at 4:57 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by watchamadoodle - April 20, 2015 at 7:50 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by robvalue - April 20, 2015 at 1:30 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Godschild - April 20, 2015 at 2:13 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by robvalue - April 20, 2015 at 2:20 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Godschild - April 20, 2015 at 9:19 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Esquilax - April 20, 2015 at 9:57 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Cyberman - April 20, 2015 at 2:12 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Cyberman - April 20, 2015 at 2:15 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Iroscato - April 20, 2015 at 2:19 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by robvalue - April 20, 2015 at 10:04 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Iroscato - April 20, 2015 at 10:28 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Minimalist - April 20, 2015 at 10:48 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Polaris - April 20, 2015 at 11:46 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Chas - April 21, 2015 at 11:34 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by dyresand - April 21, 2015 at 11:44 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Minimalist - April 21, 2015 at 1:08 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by professor - April 21, 2015 at 11:25 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Iroscato - April 21, 2015 at 11:36 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Longhorn - April 21, 2015 at 12:24 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by downbeatplumb - April 21, 2015 at 12:28 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Esquilax - April 21, 2015 at 1:04 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by The Valkyrie - April 21, 2015 at 3:00 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Cyberman - April 21, 2015 at 11:46 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Godschild - April 21, 2015 at 12:00 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Chas - April 21, 2015 at 12:05 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Godschild - April 21, 2015 at 12:12 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Iroscato - April 21, 2015 at 12:17 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by dyresand - April 21, 2015 at 12:22 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Chas - April 21, 2015 at 12:23 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by dyresand - April 21, 2015 at 12:25 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Minimalist - April 21, 2015 at 3:51 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Iroscato - April 21, 2015 at 12:10 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Neo-Scholastic - April 21, 2015 at 12:20 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by TubbyTubby - April 21, 2015 at 12:27 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by robvalue - April 21, 2015 at 12:57 pm

The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by ajarnfalang - April 22, 2015 at 11:02 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Esquilax - April 22, 2015 at 11:12 am

The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by ajarnfalang - April 22, 2015 at 11:14 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Esquilax - April 22, 2015 at 11:17 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Crossless1 - April 22, 2015 at 11:24 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by FatAndFaithless - April 22, 2015 at 11:16 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Longhorn - April 22, 2015 at 11:17 am

The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by ajarnfalang - April 22, 2015 at 11:18 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Esquilax - April 22, 2015 at 11:22 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by FatAndFaithless - April 22, 2015 at 11:21 am

The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by ajarnfalang - April 22, 2015 at 11:21 am

The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by ajarnfalang - April 22, 2015 at 11:24 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Longhorn - April 22, 2015 at 11:26 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by robvalue - April 22, 2015 at 11:25 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by FatAndFaithless - April 22, 2015 at 11:25 am

The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by ajarnfalang - April 22, 2015 at 11:26 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Crossless1 - April 22, 2015 at 11:32 am

The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by ajarnfalang - April 22, 2015 at 11:28 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Longhorn - April 22, 2015 at 11:29 am

The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by ajarnfalang - April 22, 2015 at 11:29 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by FatAndFaithless - April 22, 2015 at 11:30 am

The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by ajarnfalang - April 22, 2015 at 11:33 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Crossless1 - April 22, 2015 at 11:37 am

The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by ajarnfalang - April 22, 2015 at 11:42 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Wyrd of Gawd - April 25, 2015 at 4:16 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Mudhammam - April 25, 2015 at 4:21 am

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Wyrd of Gawd - April 25, 2015 at 1:29 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Iroscato - April 25, 2015 at 4:05 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Wyrd of Gawd - April 25, 2015 at 8:09 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by ThomM - April 28, 2015 at 7:47 pm

RE: The story of Noah (in the Bible) is so infuriating... - by Iroscato - April 28, 2015 at 7:51 pm

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