I had some religious nut ring my door two weeks ago. I asked "Can I help you?" and she started in with her churchy spiel and I promptly said, we are atheists here. She then asked if we would like to come to her church and I asked her why would atheists want to come to a church to worship a magical sky daddy? She just look dumbfounded and wanted to leave me with a pamphlet. I said no thanks and shut the door.
That was the end of that.
That was the end of that.
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