What’s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? A white girl’s ass!
Where would you see a white man trying to break up a fight with black men? On the ground unconscious.
What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure? An improvement.
Where would you see a white man trying to break up a fight with black men? On the ground unconscious.
What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure? An improvement.
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Makes perfect sense.
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
Makes perfect sense.
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.