RE: joke time
April 22, 2015 at 8:58 pm
(This post was last modified: April 22, 2015 at 8:59 pm by IATIA.)
A man gets pulled over by a cop.
"Let me see your license and registration sir."
"Here."
"Do you know why I stopped you?"
"No sir."
"You didn't come to a complete stop at that stop sign back there."
"I slowed down and there was nobody coming. What's the difference?"
"Step out of the car sir!"
The man steps out of the car at which moment the the cop pulls out his nightstick and commences to beat on the guy.
"Stop! Stop!"
"Well sir, do you want me to stop or just slow down?"
"Let me see your license and registration sir."
"Here."
"Do you know why I stopped you?"
"No sir."
"You didn't come to a complete stop at that stop sign back there."
"I slowed down and there was nobody coming. What's the difference?"
"Step out of the car sir!"
The man steps out of the car at which moment the the cop pulls out his nightstick and commences to beat on the guy.
"Stop! Stop!"
"Well sir, do you want me to stop or just slow down?"
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
