A guy comes out of a brothel, trying not to be noticed, when he sees a little boy watching him. "I know where you've been," says the lad. Hurriedly, the man gives him a tenner, asking him not to tell anyone.
The man makes his way back home, and is just turning the key in the lock when he hears a little voice behind him. "Now I know where you live," says the boy. Again, the guy slips him a tenner, pleading with the child not to tell anyone.
Next morning, the little boy's mother is waking him up, when she finds the money under his pillow. She confiscates it and demands to know where it came from. "I can't tell you, I made a promise," says the lad; so she drags him off to confession.
In church, the priest ushers the boy into the confessional and takes his own place. Just as he gets settled and before he can say anything, he hears a voice through the grille. "And now I know where you work," says the boy.
The man makes his way back home, and is just turning the key in the lock when he hears a little voice behind him. "Now I know where you live," says the boy. Again, the guy slips him a tenner, pleading with the child not to tell anyone.
Next morning, the little boy's mother is waking him up, when she finds the money under his pillow. She confiscates it and demands to know where it came from. "I can't tell you, I made a promise," says the lad; so she drags him off to confession.
In church, the priest ushers the boy into the confessional and takes his own place. Just as he gets settled and before he can say anything, he hears a voice through the grille. "And now I know where you work," says the boy.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
