(April 27, 2015 at 7:37 pm)Polaris Wrote:Let me just add that a theist brought religion into this off topic thread. Lol.(April 23, 2015 at 12:58 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: In England it's the thiests who can't keep quiet about it.
Anyhoo.
A man goes to an antique dealer with a dildo that had belonged to his great grandmother, his grand mother and finally his mother.
It had been in his family for generations.
Probably has to do with the maturity of atheism in America....it's more of a deal for Americans to brag about it than in Europe. Why I found it funny a European guy on Facebook was upset his European friends weren't talking as much about atheism as Americans. Told him it was because Europeans are more evolved on those issues.
It's not that anybody is more evolved. Anywhere in the world theists will think their religion is whats right and anybody who doesn't agree is wrong. Making them notice more and be more annoyed at what the Atheists are doing than what their fellow theists are. It's the same vice versa. Atheists even if they say they don't get annoyed or disagree easier just off the fact that the person is a theist they still do at some point. I know for sure I do myself at times
It's the same with people from England thinking they are superior or better than Americans, and Americans thinking they are better than England. It's all opinions and nobody is right, while at the same time nobody is wrong.
Now that I got to add my almost useless input let's get back on topic.
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How agnostics tell knock knock jokes
Agnostic: Knock Knock!
Other guy: Who's there?
Agnostic: I don't know for sure.
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Makes perfect sense.
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
Makes perfect sense.
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
