Something that I just heard in a Kent Hovind dissection video. He's singing in a creepy axe-killer voice, to the tune of Barney's "I Love You, You Love Me":
God loves you, God loves me,
He wants you in his family.
If you ask him now if he'll come into your heart
Of his family you'll be part.
Probably doesn't seem like much in print, but if I was in his cell and woke up in the wee hours hearing that, I'd be in the machine shop making shivs and taking the governor hostage in return for my freedom before lights out the next day.
God loves you, God loves me,
He wants you in his family.
If you ask him now if he'll come into your heart
Of his family you'll be part.
Probably doesn't seem like much in print, but if I was in his cell and woke up in the wee hours hearing that, I'd be in the machine shop making shivs and taking the governor hostage in return for my freedom before lights out the next day.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
