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Christians say the creepiest shit
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RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
It occurs to me instead of specific pieces of the Jesus, in communion you get slurry instead.

Not sure how the Jesus dispenser machine works, but I could see something like a big sausage grinder affair, tended by angels and floating in the celestial orb.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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Christians say the creepiest shit - by Longhorn - May 4, 2015 at 11:22 am
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Chad32 - May 4, 2015 at 11:30 am
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Cyberman - May 4, 2015 at 2:29 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Pyrrho - May 4, 2015 at 11:34 am
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by vorlon13 - May 4, 2015 at 11:45 am
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Longhorn - May 4, 2015 at 11:34 am
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Chad32 - May 4, 2015 at 11:41 am
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Longhorn - May 4, 2015 at 11:52 am
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Polaris - May 5, 2015 at 9:24 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Chad32 - May 4, 2015 at 11:46 am
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Chad32 - May 4, 2015 at 11:53 am
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by vorlon13 - May 4, 2015 at 12:53 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Chad32 - May 4, 2015 at 1:05 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by vorlon13 - May 4, 2015 at 7:07 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Chad32 - May 4, 2015 at 1:15 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Longhorn - May 4, 2015 at 1:31 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Chad32 - May 4, 2015 at 1:32 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by robvalue - May 4, 2015 at 1:48 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Longhorn - May 4, 2015 at 2:19 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by KevinM1 - May 4, 2015 at 5:53 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by dahrling - May 4, 2015 at 4:10 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Chad32 - May 4, 2015 at 4:28 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Aroura - May 5, 2015 at 1:46 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Longhorn - May 4, 2015 at 4:42 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Longhorn - May 4, 2015 at 10:29 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by robvalue - May 4, 2015 at 10:40 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Pyrrho - May 5, 2015 at 6:46 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Cyberman - May 5, 2015 at 1:20 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Jericho - May 5, 2015 at 1:28 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by dahrling - May 5, 2015 at 1:39 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Longhorn - May 5, 2015 at 2:35 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Jericho - May 5, 2015 at 1:50 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by robvalue - May 5, 2015 at 2:38 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Jericho - May 5, 2015 at 6:47 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Pyrrho - May 5, 2015 at 10:11 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Polaris - May 5, 2015 at 10:18 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by vorlon13 - May 5, 2015 at 6:54 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Jericho - May 5, 2015 at 6:55 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by vorlon13 - May 5, 2015 at 7:01 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Cyberman - May 5, 2015 at 8:17 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Jericho - May 5, 2015 at 8:22 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Cyberman - May 6, 2015 at 8:48 am

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