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Christians say the creepiest shit
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RE: Christians say the creepiest shit
That echoes something I posted before on this subject, where I said that stripping the story down to a purely human level, the last supper comes over as rather a touching narrative moment. The group's leader knows he is about to die and so is basically trying to console them by saying "remember me".

Of course, that's not enough for some literalists. No, it has to be real magic, literally transforming into flesh and blood in your mouth and no you can't test it, blasphemer.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Christians say the creepiest shit - by Longhorn - May 4, 2015 at 11:22 am
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Chad32 - May 4, 2015 at 11:30 am
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Cyberman - May 4, 2015 at 2:29 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Pyrrho - May 4, 2015 at 11:34 am
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by vorlon13 - May 4, 2015 at 11:45 am
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Longhorn - May 4, 2015 at 11:34 am
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Chad32 - May 4, 2015 at 11:41 am
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Longhorn - May 4, 2015 at 11:52 am
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Polaris - May 5, 2015 at 9:24 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Chad32 - May 4, 2015 at 11:46 am
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Chad32 - May 4, 2015 at 11:53 am
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by vorlon13 - May 4, 2015 at 12:53 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Chad32 - May 4, 2015 at 1:05 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by vorlon13 - May 4, 2015 at 7:07 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Chad32 - May 4, 2015 at 1:15 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Longhorn - May 4, 2015 at 1:31 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Chad32 - May 4, 2015 at 1:32 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by robvalue - May 4, 2015 at 1:48 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Longhorn - May 4, 2015 at 2:19 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by KevinM1 - May 4, 2015 at 5:53 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by dahrling - May 4, 2015 at 4:10 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Chad32 - May 4, 2015 at 4:28 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Aroura - May 5, 2015 at 1:46 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Longhorn - May 4, 2015 at 4:42 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Longhorn - May 4, 2015 at 10:29 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by robvalue - May 4, 2015 at 10:40 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Pyrrho - May 5, 2015 at 6:46 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Cyberman - May 5, 2015 at 1:20 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Jericho - May 5, 2015 at 1:28 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by dahrling - May 5, 2015 at 1:39 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Longhorn - May 5, 2015 at 2:35 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Jericho - May 5, 2015 at 1:50 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by robvalue - May 5, 2015 at 2:38 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Jericho - May 5, 2015 at 6:47 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Pyrrho - May 5, 2015 at 10:11 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Polaris - May 5, 2015 at 10:18 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by vorlon13 - May 5, 2015 at 6:54 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Jericho - May 5, 2015 at 6:55 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by vorlon13 - May 5, 2015 at 7:01 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Cyberman - May 5, 2015 at 8:17 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Jericho - May 5, 2015 at 8:22 pm
RE: Christians say the creepiest shit - by Cyberman - May 6, 2015 at 8:48 am

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