Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: May 29, 2025, 3:18 am

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
I hate cliches to death!
#15
RE: I hate cliches to death!
(May 12, 2015 at 5:27 am)Ben Davis Wrote: Henchmen with guns who couldn't hit a shed wall from 10 yards.

They probably all went to Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship academy...




But as someone who has done EMT work, I an absolutely furious about the way resuscitation is displayed in most films as a dramatic device.

1. if the patient is flatlining, they shock until the heart starts beating (if the patient is flatlining, don't keep shocking with a defibrillator. The patient is not a car you want to jump-start. As the name would suggest, the defi is there to stop the heart if there is ventricular fibrillation)
2. Resuscitation usually involves someone pushing and hitting the chest for ten seconds, at which point the patient either suddenly awakes or the person is dragged away by a helpful bystander who will mutter "He's gone." cue "Noooooooooooooooooooooo". lazy. shitty. writing. (resuscitation can take much, much longer. The important thing is to start immediately after collapse, defibrillate asap if necessary to prevent all the energy to be drained from the heart muscle and to keep pumping and some airflow going until the professionals arrive). Ideally, the heart starts up by itself again.

Why are movie makers systematically teaching the population how to most efficiently kill someone for good if they are in cardiac arrest? Because most writers don't know jack shit? (my theory)
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

Reply



Messages In This Thread
I hate cliches to death! - by ignoramus - May 11, 2015 at 9:41 pm
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Marsellus Wallace - May 11, 2015 at 10:08 pm
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Alex K - May 12, 2015 at 3:19 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by robvalue - May 12, 2015 at 1:28 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by ignoramus - May 12, 2015 at 1:28 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Marsellus Wallace - May 12, 2015 at 2:15 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Regina - May 12, 2015 at 2:53 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Darkstar - May 15, 2015 at 1:08 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by robvalue - May 12, 2015 at 2:59 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Regina - May 12, 2015 at 4:29 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Ben Davis - May 12, 2015 at 5:27 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Alex K - May 12, 2015 at 5:31 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by pocaracas - May 12, 2015 at 4:49 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Alex K - May 12, 2015 at 4:57 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by pocaracas - May 12, 2015 at 5:07 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Alex K - May 12, 2015 at 5:24 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Homeless Nutter - May 12, 2015 at 5:47 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Exian - May 12, 2015 at 6:01 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by pocaracas - May 12, 2015 at 6:41 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Alex K - May 12, 2015 at 6:45 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by robvalue - May 12, 2015 at 6:45 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Exian - May 12, 2015 at 6:55 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by pocaracas - May 12, 2015 at 6:59 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Alex K - May 12, 2015 at 7:00 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by ignoramus - May 12, 2015 at 7:24 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Alex K - May 12, 2015 at 7:30 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by robvalue - May 12, 2015 at 8:04 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Cyberman - May 12, 2015 at 9:57 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Alex K - May 12, 2015 at 10:04 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by pocaracas - May 12, 2015 at 10:24 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Cyberman - May 12, 2015 at 2:22 pm
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Alex K - May 12, 2015 at 10:30 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Iroscato - May 12, 2015 at 10:43 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Marsellus Wallace - May 12, 2015 at 10:55 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Alex K - May 12, 2015 at 11:00 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by robvalue - May 12, 2015 at 11:04 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Alex K - May 12, 2015 at 11:13 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Marsellus Wallace - May 12, 2015 at 11:57 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by robvalue - May 12, 2015 at 11:15 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Alex K - May 12, 2015 at 11:25 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by pocaracas - May 12, 2015 at 11:32 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Alex K - May 12, 2015 at 11:36 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by pocaracas - May 12, 2015 at 11:40 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Alex K - May 12, 2015 at 11:43 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by downbeatplumb - May 12, 2015 at 1:05 pm
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Exian - May 12, 2015 at 6:09 pm
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Alex K - May 12, 2015 at 7:01 pm
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Exian - May 12, 2015 at 7:04 pm
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by robvalue - May 12, 2015 at 8:01 pm
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by ignoramus - May 12, 2015 at 8:41 pm
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by paulpablo - May 12, 2015 at 9:31 pm
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by ignoramus - May 13, 2015 at 3:04 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by robvalue - May 13, 2015 at 4:49 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Ben Davis - May 13, 2015 at 6:33 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Crossless1 - May 14, 2015 at 4:15 pm
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by robvalue - May 14, 2015 at 4:18 pm
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by ignoramus - May 15, 2015 at 1:17 am
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Cyberman - May 15, 2015 at 12:07 pm
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Jericho - May 15, 2015 at 12:13 pm
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by dahrling - May 15, 2015 at 1:46 pm
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Cyberman - May 15, 2015 at 1:54 pm
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Jericho - May 15, 2015 at 3:38 pm
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Cyberman - May 15, 2015 at 3:47 pm
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Darkstar - May 15, 2015 at 7:19 pm
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by Jericho - May 15, 2015 at 8:41 pm
RE: I hate cliches to death! - by robvalue - May 16, 2015 at 4:05 am

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Obsolete Clichés! ignoramus 26 2696 April 23, 2021 at 11:11 am
Last Post: Rev. Rye
  Avoid the X-mas rush, hate me now. Brian37 52 4634 November 25, 2020 at 4:52 pm
Last Post: BrianSoddingBoru4
  Cliches you'd stab someone for using. Brian37 92 10936 May 8, 2020 at 5:41 am
Last Post: Gawdzilla Sama
  HATE SPEECH! {clicky bait} ignoramus 48 6572 March 27, 2019 at 6:42 am
Last Post: ignoramus
  Communicate using clichés only! ignoramus 252 32058 November 29, 2016 at 5:26 am
Last Post: ignoramus
  The top reasons people hate Hilary according to Newsweek ReptilianPeon 37 5631 August 31, 2016 at 8:27 am
Last Post: ReptilianPeon
  Dawkins Reads His Hate Mail Edwardo Piet 25 3555 October 28, 2015 at 5:35 pm
Last Post: Heat
  They hate us for our freedom reverendjeremiah 1 1682 December 6, 2011 at 10:32 pm
Last Post: Cyberman



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)