Ask a middle eastern

[Marsellus Wallace]

How is religion in Egypt? Is it secular? Moderately secular? Are people very fundamentalist, or just a little? Is it ok to be an atheist? Do you have free speech?

some are fundamentalists, but the government is putting control on them. IMO it's about your class, if you're middle class or lower, you're probably had a bad education and raised in a very religious family, and if you're otherwise, then most likely you're secular.

Do you have white mummies or black mummies? And which ones are more likely to attack me?

ninja mummies and they gonna bite yo ass, if you come near them.

I know someone who claims his family tree goes back to a pharaoh (I don't recall which one).  Are the people in Cairo similarly interested in family trees and do they make similar claims ?

he's probably wrong, that was thousands of years ago. not much, there was this one guy who told me that his family tree goes back to muhammed.