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Ask a Finn!
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RE: Ask a Finn!
Have you heard this joke..


Quote:"So....You finish?"


A virile, young Brazilian man was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rio
when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde.
Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his
apartment,
and after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom for doin' what
comes naturally.

After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So... You finish?"
She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No. " Surprised,
the young man reached for her and the love-making resumed.
This time she thrashes about wildly and there are screams of passion.

The love-making ends, and again, the young man smiles, and again he
asks,
"You finish?" And again, after a short pause, she returns his smile,
cuddles closer to him, and softly says, "No."

Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast him, the young
man reaches for the woman again. Using the last of his strength, he
barely manages it, but they climax simultaneously, screaming, bucking,
clawing and twisting the bed sheets.

The exhausted young man falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to
turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly, and asks again,
"You finish?

"Barely able to speak, she whispers in his ear........................

"No, I'm Norwegian
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Ask a Finn! - by PäronMårts - May 19, 2015 at 8:23 am
RE: Ask a Finn! - by Alex K - May 19, 2015 at 8:28 am
RE: Ask a Finn! - by Nope - May 19, 2015 at 8:40 am
RE: Ask a Finn! - by PäronMårts - May 19, 2015 at 9:17 am
RE: Ask a Finn! - by Longhorn - May 19, 2015 at 9:17 am
RE: Ask a Finn! - by PäronMårts - May 19, 2015 at 9:32 am
RE: Ask a Finn! - by Nope - May 19, 2015 at 9:35 am
RE: Ask a Finn! - by robvalue - May 19, 2015 at 9:38 am
RE: Ask a Finn! - by Crossless1 - May 19, 2015 at 9:42 am
RE: Ask a Finn! - by SteelCurtain - May 19, 2015 at 9:49 am
RE: Ask a Finn! - by c172 - May 19, 2015 at 9:50 am
RE: Ask a Finn! - by PäronMårts - May 19, 2015 at 9:57 am
RE: Ask a Finn! - by Pyrrho - May 19, 2015 at 2:12 pm
RE: Ask a Finn! - by Cato - May 19, 2015 at 10:48 am
RE: Ask a Finn! - by Homeless Nutter - May 19, 2015 at 11:19 am
RE: Ask a Finn! - by PäronMårts - May 19, 2015 at 12:59 pm
RE: Ask a Finn! - by robvalue - May 19, 2015 at 11:58 am
RE: Ask a Finn! - by c172 - May 19, 2015 at 1:37 pm
RE: Ask a Finn! - by Pyrrho - May 19, 2015 at 1:43 pm
RE: Ask a Finn! - by Dystopia - May 19, 2015 at 2:08 pm
RE: Ask a Finn! - by PäronMårts - May 19, 2015 at 2:49 pm
RE: Ask a Finn! - by Pyrrho - May 21, 2015 at 7:57 pm
RE: Ask a Finn! - by PäronMårts - May 22, 2015 at 4:19 am
RE: Ask a Finn! - by Pyrrho - May 22, 2015 at 1:07 pm
RE: Ask a Finn! - by ignoramus - May 19, 2015 at 11:57 pm
RE: Ask a Finn! - by SteelCurtain - May 20, 2015 at 12:02 am
RE: Ask a Finn! - by c172 - May 20, 2015 at 12:15 am
RE: Ask a Finn! - by robvalue - May 20, 2015 at 3:00 am
RE: Ask a Finn! - by Alex K - May 20, 2015 at 3:33 am
RE: Ask a Finn! - by robvalue - May 20, 2015 at 3:38 am
RE: Ask a Finn! - by ignoramus - May 20, 2015 at 4:36 am
RE: Ask a Finn! - by PäronMårts - May 21, 2015 at 7:22 am
RE: Ask a Finn! - by Brakeman - May 21, 2015 at 7:50 am
RE: Ask a Finn! - by Pyrrho - May 21, 2015 at 9:04 am
RE: Ask a Finn! - by PäronMårts - May 21, 2015 at 9:31 am
RE: Ask a Finn! - by c172 - May 21, 2015 at 9:40 am
RE: Ask a Finn! - by Longhorn - May 22, 2015 at 10:37 am
RE: Ask a Finn! - by DeistPaladin - May 22, 2015 at 12:49 pm
RE: Ask a Finn! - by DeistPaladin - May 22, 2015 at 1:16 pm
RE: Ask a Finn! - by Pyrrho - May 22, 2015 at 3:16 pm
RE: Ask a Finn! - by Rev. Rye - May 24, 2015 at 8:25 pm
RE: Ask a Finn! - by Brakeman - May 26, 2015 at 6:56 am

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