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What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do?

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RE: What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do?

May 29, 2015 at 11:36 am

(May 29, 2015 at 11:02 am)Pyrrho Wrote: You guys really need to just start reading the New Testament. It is in the first chapter of the first book of the New Testament:

Matthew 1:

18 Now the birth of Jesus Christ was on this wise: When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost.

The Holy Spirit (aka Holy Ghost) boinks women. It's good work if you can get it.

When speaking with career counselors in college long ago, I do not remember anyone suggesting getting into the Holy Ghost field.

What a missed opportunity!

Most of the women I've known (heheh), expect a bit more than sexy Holy Ghost time. Something more....concrete.

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