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What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do?

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What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do?
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RE: What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do?
May 30, 2015 at 6:58 pm
I think it goes something like this:

"I am filled with the Holy Spirit!" - I am drunk.

"The Holy Spirit is speaking through me!" - I am drunk and raving.

"The Holy Spirit is moving me!" - I am drunk and driving.

"The Holy Spirit is empowering me!" - I am drunk and horny.

"I am persecuted for spreading the word of the Holy Spirit to all who will listen!" - I am Kent Hovind.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do? - by Nope - May 29, 2015 at 8:24 am
RE: What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do? - by Chad32 - May 29, 2015 at 8:33 am
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RE: What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do? - by Alex K - May 29, 2015 at 11:14 am
RE: What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do? - by Chad32 - May 29, 2015 at 11:18 am
RE: What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do? - by Alex K - May 29, 2015 at 11:22 am
RE: What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do? - by ronedee - May 29, 2015 at 12:41 pm
RE: What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do? - by Nope - May 29, 2015 at 12:55 pm
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RE: What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do? - by Drich - May 30, 2015 at 1:06 pm
RE: What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do? - by Nope - May 30, 2015 at 8:50 pm
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