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What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do?

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What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do?
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RE: What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do?
June 1, 2015 at 10:26 am
(May 30, 2015 at 6:58 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I think it goes something like this:

"I am filled with the Holy Spirit!" - I am drunk.

"The Holy Spirit is speaking through me!" - I am drunk and raving.

"The Holy Spirit is moving me!" - I am drunk and driving.

"The Holy Spirit is empowering me!" - I am drunk and horny.

"I am persecuted for spreading the word of the Holy Spirit to all who will listen!" - I am Kent Hovind.


Perhaps you would have better luck with methanol.
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What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do? - by Nope - May 29, 2015 at 8:24 am
RE: What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do? - by Chad32 - May 29, 2015 at 8:33 am
RE: What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do? - by Nope - May 29, 2015 at 8:38 am
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RE: What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do? - by Alex K - May 29, 2015 at 9:36 am
RE: What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do? - by Brian37 - May 29, 2015 at 9:46 am
RE: What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do? - by vorlon13 - May 29, 2015 at 10:18 am
RE: What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do? - by Alex K - May 29, 2015 at 11:00 am
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RE: What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do? - by Pyrrho - May 29, 2015 at 11:02 am
RE: What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do? - by Nope - May 29, 2015 at 11:04 am
RE: What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do? - by Alex K - May 29, 2015 at 11:14 am
RE: What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do? - by Chad32 - May 29, 2015 at 11:18 am
RE: What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do? - by Alex K - May 29, 2015 at 11:22 am
RE: What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do? - by ronedee - May 29, 2015 at 12:41 pm
RE: What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do? - by Nope - May 29, 2015 at 12:55 pm
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RE: What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do? - by Tonus - May 29, 2015 at 12:58 pm
RE: What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do? - by Drich - May 30, 2015 at 1:06 pm
RE: What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do? - by Nope - May 30, 2015 at 8:50 pm
RE: What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do? - by Drich - May 31, 2015 at 11:34 am
RE: What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do? - by Nope - May 31, 2015 at 12:45 pm
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RE: What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do? - by Nope - May 31, 2015 at 8:05 am
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RE: What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do? - by Alex K - May 30, 2015 at 7:41 pm
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RE: What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do? - by Nope - June 2, 2015 at 11:30 am
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RE: What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do? - by Nope - June 2, 2015 at 6:53 pm
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RE: What Exactly Does the Holy Spirit Do? - by Nope - June 3, 2015 at 10:22 am
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