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By all means, please take Christianity seriously

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By all means, please take Christianity seriously
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RE: By all means, please take Christianity seriously
June 5, 2015 at 12:30 pm
I can't imagine anything I do in life leading to me being ridden by a priest. I mean, imagine being in that moment when your choice is to walk away or get down on all fours. At what point do you go "Yeah this is fucking silly. I'm not doing that. Don't ride people, Priest."
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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RE: By all means, please take Christianity seriously - by Exian - June 5, 2015 at 12:30 pm

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