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Fuck you, Pat Robertson
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Fuck you, Pat Robertson
Televangelist told a mother that God killed her three-year-old to stop the next Hitler

Quote:“As far as God’s concerned, He knows the end from the beginning and He sees a little baby and that little baby could grow up to be Adolf Hitler, he could grow up to be Joseph Stalin, he could grow up to be some serial killer, or he could grow up to die of a hideous disease,” he said.

“God sees all of that, and for that life to be terminated while he’s a baby, he’s going to be with God forever in Heaven so it isn’t a bad thing.”

Or maybe "God" killed the child to stop it growing up to be another Pat Robertson.

Hurry up and fucking die, you loathsome piece of shit.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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