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Creationism lulz
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Creationism lulz
So I was looking up pictures of cute platypuses(don't ask) when I stumbled upon this little gem....

http://www.creationscience.com/onlineboo...ces13.html

right on top of the page it says 'compelling evidence for creation and the flood' so naturally I felt inclined to check it out

Quote:If evolution happened, one would expect to see gradual transitions among many living things. For example, variations of dogs might blend in with variations of cats. In fact, some animals, such as the duckbill platypus, have organs totally unrelated to their alleged evolutionary ancestors. The platypus has fur, is warm-blooded, and suckles its young as do mammals. It lays leathery eggs, has a single ventral opening (for elimination, mating, and birth), and has claws and a shoulder girdle as most reptiles do. The platypus can detect electrical currents (AC and DC) as some fish can, and has a bill similar to that of a duck—a bird. It has webbed forefeet like those of an otter and a flat tail like that of a beaver. The male platypus can inject poisonous venom like a pit viper. Such “patchwork” animals and plants, called mosaics, have no logical place on the so-called “evolutionary tree.”

lol @ cats 'blending' with dogs aside, the part I underlined proves to be dreamt up horseshit by a 2 sec wikipedia search

Quote:In fact, modern monotremes are the survivors of an early branching of the mammal tree, and a later branching is thought to have led to the marsupial and placental groups.

[....]

The extinct monotremes Teinolophos and Steropodon were closely related to the modern platypus.[63] The fossilised Steropodon was discovered in New South Wales and is composed of an opalised lower jawbone with three molar teeth (whereas the adult contemporary platypus is toothless). The molar teeth were initially thought to be tribosphenic, which would have supported a variation of Gregory's theory, but later research has suggested, while they have three cusps, they evolved under a separate process.[67] The fossil is thought to be about 110 million years old, which means the platypus-like animal was alive during the Cretaceous period, making it the oldest mammal fossil found in Australia.

the terrifying thing is, it's an actual book written by a dude with a doctorate.... -_-
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Creationism lulz - by Longhorn - June 13, 2015 at 8:43 am
RE: Creationism lulz - by IATIA - June 13, 2015 at 8:50 am
RE: Creationism lulz - by Longhorn - June 13, 2015 at 9:02 am
RE: Creationism lulz - by ignoramus - June 14, 2015 at 7:11 am
RE: Creationism lulz - by Longhorn - June 14, 2015 at 10:50 am
RE: Creationism lulz - by Thumpalumpacus - June 14, 2015 at 10:26 am
RE: Creationism lulz - by Rhondazvous - June 14, 2015 at 12:19 pm
RE: Creationism lulz - by SteelCurtain - June 14, 2015 at 12:29 pm
RE: Creationism lulz - by Britney blue - June 14, 2015 at 3:52 pm
RE: Creationism lulz - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 14, 2015 at 5:46 pm
RE: Creationism lulz - by Lemonvariable72 - June 14, 2015 at 5:57 pm
RE: Creationism lulz - by Longhorn - June 15, 2015 at 2:19 am
RE: Creationism lulz - by Pyrrho - June 15, 2015 at 2:27 pm
RE: Creationism lulz - by Longhorn - June 15, 2015 at 2:56 pm
RE: Creationism lulz - by TheRealJoeFish - June 15, 2015 at 2:46 pm

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