Update: Slumlord ended up not paying his property taxes on the house I rent even though he said he would in texts, now my pregnant girlfriend and I are being forced out in a month, the house will be auctioned, while he gets away scott-free with breaking the law. I'm not even sure if I can get a loan to get a new place and we have nowhere to go, Fuck my life.
If the hypothetical idea of an afterlife means more to you than the objectively true reality we all share, then you deserve no respect.