I don't care about bible contradictions.

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Again, the NT is Spirit inspired, and ultimately the words of a man. Or if you prefer: 'God's words filtered through a man's understanding.'

Of course, a perfect explanation.

You'd have thought a perfect god could have simply dropped off a copy of his autobiography to Earth, proof read by angels so there were no lost in translation fuck ups by multiple contributors? He didn't even see fit to dictate to a single writer - at least the mis-interpretations would have been consistent and have less chance of repeating himself. Poor effort.