RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
June 18, 2015 at 2:23 pm
(This post was last modified: June 18, 2015 at 2:28 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Hey, if it makes you feel safer, I say go for it. At least you won't be on the news for plinking some girl scout in your neighbors house with a Deagle.
I'd just let the fucker take whatever he wanted, stealing from me is, essentially, just a dangerous form of -practice-. Guy runs the risk of getting mugged himself, moment he steps into my hovel....I got mouths ta feed, I'm morally flexible, I have increasingly shallow pockets and many, many shovels for digging deep holes. Shit, I'm the right shade of lipstick too...living in Redneck USA.....5.0 would probably high-5 me.
I'd just let the fucker take whatever he wanted, stealing from me is, essentially, just a dangerous form of -practice-. Guy runs the risk of getting mugged himself, moment he steps into my hovel....I got mouths ta feed, I'm morally flexible, I have increasingly shallow pockets and many, many shovels for digging deep holes. Shit, I'm the right shade of lipstick too...living in Redneck USA.....5.0 would probably high-5 me.
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