I have the perfect epitaph for his headstone.
"Here lies Pat Robertson. No longer lying in life but fertilising this lawn as he fertilised lives with his shit"
Or, as the late Mr. Hitchens said of someone else, "If you gave him an enema you could bury him in a match box."
"Here lies Pat Robertson. No longer lying in life but fertilising this lawn as he fertilised lives with his shit"
Or, as the late Mr. Hitchens said of someone else, "If you gave him an enema you could bury him in a match box."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"