Does he have a PA or something like that, who could arrange... something? Then he could have an epitaph like the well-known one of Maurice James Butler of the Royal Irish Rifles: "Accidentally shot dead by his batman on the fourth day of April, 1882. Well done, thou good and faithful servant."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
