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What if the bible were rewritten?

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What if the bible were rewritten?
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RE: What if the bible were rewritten?
June 26, 2015 at 4:41 pm
(June 23, 2015 at 7:31 pm)IATIA Wrote: Let us take every reference to god from the bible and replace it with Hitler, Stalin, Yakubu Gowon, Mengistu Haile Mariam, Kim Il Sung, Brakeman (Oh, I meant Pol Pot), Idi Amin (and cannot leave the women out) Queen Mary I of England, Isabella of Castile, Ilse Koch or any other name that you would care to insert.

Is not the bible a fitting 'history' for any of these people?

Anyone have some better substitutions?

Here is my 1 page rewrite 


All religion is a load of bunk go get a life. 
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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What if the bible were rewritten?

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What if the bible were rewritten? - by IATIA - June 23, 2015 at 7:31 pm
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by Minimalist - June 23, 2015 at 7:41 pm
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by Metis - June 23, 2015 at 7:43 pm
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by IATIA - June 23, 2015 at 7:54 pm
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by vorlon13 - June 24, 2015 at 12:42 am
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by robvalue - June 24, 2015 at 1:15 am
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by Pyrrho - June 24, 2015 at 4:29 pm
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by Coreni - June 25, 2015 at 6:32 pm
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by Metis - June 25, 2015 at 6:35 pm
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by abaris - June 26, 2015 at 12:02 pm
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by robvalue - June 26, 2015 at 9:42 am
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by Longhorn - June 24, 2015 at 1:30 am
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by robvalue - June 24, 2015 at 1:38 am
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by Cato - June 24, 2015 at 4:34 pm
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by SteveII - June 24, 2015 at 4:41 pm
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by IATIA - June 24, 2015 at 5:42 pm
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by Minimalist - June 24, 2015 at 4:43 pm
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by SteveII - June 24, 2015 at 4:52 pm
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by Iroscato - June 24, 2015 at 4:55 pm
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by SteveII - June 24, 2015 at 4:59 pm
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by Cato - June 24, 2015 at 5:04 pm
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by SteveII - June 24, 2015 at 5:11 pm
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by Metis - June 25, 2015 at 12:45 pm
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by Crossless1 - June 24, 2015 at 5:16 pm
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by abaris - June 24, 2015 at 5:17 pm
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by Pyrrho - June 25, 2015 at 11:28 am
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by Tonus - June 25, 2015 at 11:56 am
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by SteveII - June 26, 2015 at 8:24 am
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by Cato - June 26, 2015 at 8:32 am
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by SteveII - June 26, 2015 at 8:46 am
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by Tonus - June 26, 2015 at 9:28 am
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by SteveII - June 26, 2015 at 11:07 am
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by Tonus - June 26, 2015 at 11:38 am
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by SteveII - June 26, 2015 at 12:40 pm
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by Tonus - June 26, 2015 at 1:35 pm
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by Pyrrho - June 26, 2015 at 12:38 pm
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by Minimalist - June 24, 2015 at 5:46 pm
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by SteveII - June 25, 2015 at 10:00 am
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by Crossless1 - June 25, 2015 at 10:15 am
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by IATIA - June 25, 2015 at 5:13 pm
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by Minimalist - June 25, 2015 at 12:04 pm
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by Minimalist - June 26, 2015 at 12:52 pm
RE: What if the bible were rewritten? - by dyresand - June 26, 2015 at 4:41 pm

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