(June 29, 2015 at 10:24 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: PIZZA PSALMS 4:20-29 (KJV)
20 Yea, verily, the Boru should receive our pity, for he knows not what he does. 21 Thy apple of pine, sweet thou art, shall be served with salted cured meats only 22 ham, prosciutto, bacon, salami, and pepperoni only. 23 Forgive the hipsters who bought thine favorite pizza joint and refuseth to serve this delectable topping, for they know not what they do, and are addled from excessive consumption of PBR. 24 For thou knowest that five tastes there are. 25 Sour, sweet, salty, spicy and umami, each in it's proper proportion. 26 Thine that shun the briny anchovy, a pox upon thee, for verily doth this condiment bringeth much flavor when used sparingly. 27 Thin crust before thick, for in all things, moderation and balance must be thine goal. 28 Thine toppings shall number one to four, no more, no less. 28 A nine topping combination? 29 Art though nuts?
Verse 28 was a later addition.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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