RE: Peas in your guacamole
July 3, 2015 at 11:41 am
(This post was last modified: July 3, 2015 at 1:24 pm by SteelCurtain.)
Um... this is blasphemy of the highest order.
Guacamole is a sacred institution. What am I going to teach my kids when they come home and tell me that Billy's moms use peas in their guacamole?
The Bible clearly states that guacamole is between an avocado and a lime.
If we just redefine guacamole and allow peas, what's next? What if I want to make my guacamole with pureed carrots? How about if I like baby carrots? What if now I want to add celery and rosemary and pumpkin seeds? Huh?
Blasphemy. Let all the water dry up in California! Following The Bible is more important than taking a shower!
Guacamole is a sacred institution. What am I going to teach my kids when they come home and tell me that Billy's moms use peas in their guacamole?
The Bible clearly states that guacamole is between an avocado and a lime.
If we just redefine guacamole and allow peas, what's next? What if I want to make my guacamole with pureed carrots? How about if I like baby carrots? What if now I want to add celery and rosemary and pumpkin seeds? Huh?
Blasphemy. Let all the water dry up in California! Following The Bible is more important than taking a shower!
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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