(July 8, 2015 at 10:36 pm)c172 Wrote: I guess I'm a twat, then. I wasn't trying to prove anything.
It's okay, we don't know where you live.

Also, I forgot to say that what you were considering isn't really French bread either.
But if you took a good piece of French bread, put some good tomato sauce on it, added various toppings, and baked it in an oven, it could be good. I wouldn't really regard it as pizza, but it could bear a resemblance to pizza, though more importantly, as I already stated, it could be good.
"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.