Hatred And Hypocrisy At AF

[Ravenshire]

We have an antipizzist in our midst?

Break out the torches and pitchforks.

I can hear it it already "Oh, but that's just pizzist bigotry.". Damn right, just as FSM intended.

Wait a minute.  How can it be as the FSM intended?  Pizza is no form of pasta at all.  All you pizza eaters are eating pizza when you could be eating pasta.  Although the FSM may allow that, it certainly does not seem to be promoting the holy cause of the FSM.

(Although, I do wonder about the FSM and beer.  Wine is the traditional drink for pasta.  Not that I have anything against beer, but I don't drink it with pasta.  I am, perhaps, receiving an idea from his noodly appendage, that perhaps one is supposed to daily consume either pasta or beer.  That is something that may be worth exploring.)

You, obviously, have never had spaghetti pizza. For shame!