joke time

[Rhondazvous]

A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London. He currently asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of the infidel.

          The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab
and opened the door.

          The Arab Muslim asked him, "What are you doing? "
          The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so piss off and wait for a camel!"

That was funny. Here's another about taxi cabs.

A man was riding in a cab and wanted to aask the driver a question, so he tapped him on the shoulder.

The driver shrieked, lost control of the cab and plowed into a crash can on the sidewalk.

Passenger: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to startle you. I just wanted to ask a question.
Driver: It's not your fault. It's me. This is my first day driving a ccab. For the last 25 years I've been drivifng a Hearse.