(July 12, 2015 at 4:36 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: 1. Start a thread by inserting an absurd quote from one individual from the Other Side. Linking to a news item from an obscure website also works.
2. Make broad sweeping generalizations about EVERYONE on the Other Side based on the single example cited in Step 1.
3. Express outrage, disbelief or both at the beliefs and actions of the Other Side cited in Step 1.
4. Use foul-language to show that you're all grown up now and that YOU'RE REALLY SERIOUS about not liking the Other Side cited in Step 1.
5. Follow up with obligatory YouTube videos and/or memes mocking the Other Side.
6. Yuck it up with anyone from Your Side who also posts mocking the Other Side using steps 2, 3, 4 or 5.
7. Congratulate yourself and others for really having given the Other Side what for.
8. Thank God that you are not on the Other Side. Oh, wait...
Repeat Steps 1-7 daily to avoid actually thinking about what the Other Side is saying. (And joining them.)
Or you could do it this way:
1. Intentionally join a forum consisting of mostly people that reject your silly shit.
2. Vomit up Bible verses and other baseless assertions.
3. Become incredulous when asked for evidence.
4. Point back at Bible as evidence
5. Deflect criticism by concentrating on the words you don't like
6. Cry like a bitch because nobody takes you seriously
The problem with you religious types is that you never actually entertain the possibility that you might be wrong having accepted a system the relies on 'the last word of the Bible or some authority'. Atheists, for the most part, adhere to the bit of science constantly begging to be proved wrong. Your claims of certain knowledge are horseshit. There's no last word. Our knowledge is always provisional. There's no inerrancy, anywhere or anytime about anything. Get over it.
