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What do the theists here think about masturbation and porn?
RE: What do the theists here think about masturbation and porn?
(July 13, 2015 at 8:41 am)robvalue Wrote: I'm not sure if I'm off the hook with my vasectomy.

The only thing I regret about it is not having it done sooner. You'd have to kidnap me to get it reversed.

So I wonder if I'm collecting black marks? Not that it matters, god would have run out of paper with me long ago for things which hurt no one at all but apparently displease him.

Luckily he also ran out of magic points about 2,000 years ago, hence his abysmal track record for doing anything magical these days. You're probably safe from being smote at least, you depraved sodomite.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
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RE: What do the theists here think about masturbation and porn? - by Redbeard The Pink - July 13, 2015 at 8:44 am

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