How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard

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How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard

Whateverist

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RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard

July 13, 2015 at 9:33 am

(July 12, 2015 at 4:36 pm)Randy Carson Wrote: 1. Start a thread by inserting an absurd quote from one individual from the Other Side. Linking to a news item from an obscure website also works.
2. Make broad sweeping generalizations about EVERYONE on the Other Side based on the single example cited in Step 1.
3. Express outrage, disbelief or both at the beliefs and actions of the Other Side cited in Step 1.
4. Use foul-language to show that you're all grown up now and that YOU'RE REALLY SERIOUS about not liking the Other Side cited in Step 1.
5. Follow up with obligatory YouTube videos and/or memes mocking the Other Side.
6. Yuck it up with anyone from Your Side who also posts mocking the Other Side using steps 2, 3, 4 or 5.
7. Congratulate yourself and others for really having given the Other Side what for.
8. Thank God that you are not on the Other Side. Oh, wait...

Repeat Steps 1-7 daily to avoid actually thinking about what the Other Side is saying. (And joining them.)

Didn't they make you swear not to give your trade secrets away at apologist college. Don't worry, I won't report you.

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How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Randy Carson - July 12, 2015 at 4:36 pm

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by The Valkyrie - July 12, 2015 at 4:37 pm

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Randy Carson - July 12, 2015 at 4:42 pm

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Homeless Nutter - July 12, 2015 at 5:03 pm

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Minimalist - July 12, 2015 at 4:39 pm

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Longhorn - July 12, 2015 at 4:49 pm

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Angrboda - July 12, 2015 at 4:51 pm

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Nope - July 12, 2015 at 5:05 pm

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by dyresand - July 12, 2015 at 5:10 pm

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Cato - July 12, 2015 at 5:21 pm

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by abaris - July 12, 2015 at 5:24 pm

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by KevinM1 - July 12, 2015 at 6:33 pm

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by The Valkyrie - July 12, 2015 at 7:11 pm

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Randy Carson - July 12, 2015 at 7:18 pm

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by KevinM1 - July 12, 2015 at 6:31 pm

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Randy Carson - July 12, 2015 at 6:47 pm

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by SteelCurtain - July 12, 2015 at 6:56 pm

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Randy Carson - July 12, 2015 at 7:07 pm

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Bob Kelso - July 12, 2015 at 7:26 pm

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Randy Carson - July 12, 2015 at 7:31 pm

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Randy Carson - July 13, 2015 at 10:23 pm

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Homeless Nutter - July 13, 2015 at 10:36 pm

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Kaninchen - July 13, 2015 at 2:38 am

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Randy Carson - July 13, 2015 at 7:39 am

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Fidel_Castronaut - July 13, 2015 at 7:45 am

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by robvalue - July 13, 2015 at 7:46 am

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Kaninchen - July 13, 2015 at 7:50 am

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Fidel_Castronaut - July 13, 2015 at 7:52 am

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Randy Carson - July 13, 2015 at 10:41 pm

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Kaninchen - July 14, 2015 at 1:46 am

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Randy Carson - July 14, 2015 at 2:57 am

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Kaninchen - July 14, 2015 at 5:25 am

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Randy Carson - July 14, 2015 at 7:51 am

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Ravenshire - July 14, 2015 at 10:27 pm

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Iroscato - July 13, 2015 at 7:49 am

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by robvalue - July 13, 2015 at 7:51 am

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by The Grand Nudger - July 13, 2015 at 7:52 am

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by abaris - July 13, 2015 at 7:53 am

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by robvalue - July 13, 2015 at 7:54 am

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Kaninchen - July 13, 2015 at 7:59 am

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Fidel_Castronaut - July 13, 2015 at 8:01 am

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Iroscato - July 13, 2015 at 8:05 am

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Whateverist - July 13, 2015 at 9:33 am

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by emjay - July 13, 2015 at 10:18 am

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by robvalue - July 13, 2015 at 10:28 am

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Ravenshire - July 13, 2015 at 10:37 pm

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Jenny A - July 13, 2015 at 10:45 pm

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Randy Carson - July 13, 2015 at 10:56 pm

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Pizza - July 13, 2015 at 11:16 pm

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Randy Carson - July 13, 2015 at 11:25 pm

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by SteelCurtain - July 14, 2015 at 12:08 am

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Randy Carson - July 14, 2015 at 12:47 am

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Jenny A - July 14, 2015 at 1:47 am

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Randy Carson - July 14, 2015 at 2:21 am

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Spooky - July 14, 2015 at 12:14 am

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by SteelCurtain - July 14, 2015 at 1:36 am

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Randy Carson - July 14, 2015 at 2:01 am

RE: How to Prove Your Own Position without Trying Very Hard - by Longhorn - July 14, 2015 at 4:59 am

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