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The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread
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RE: The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread
(July 14, 2015 at 6:15 pm)dyresand Wrote:
(July 14, 2015 at 4:13 pm)drfuzzy Wrote: God has patients? Then why do Xtians get sick? Who is God trying to heal?  (This should be good.)

In the original manuscripts before assholes decided to edit shit out, god of the bible has a wife family mother father there is other gods and thanks to assholes deciding to 
edit it out we are left with 1 god with the reference to the other gods that were in the bible before it was removed. gods wife created the tree of knowledge and the garden of eden
god gets pissed because he cannot stare at his naked creations anymore and kicks them out.

What? I make a comment on a misspelling in a quote, and THIS is what I get?  Did I get bumped to CFS by mistake?   FSM Grin
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread - by KUSA - July 10, 2015 at 12:39 pm
The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread - by KUSA - July 10, 2015 at 1:09 pm
RE: The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread - by Nope - July 10, 2015 at 6:10 pm
RE: The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread - by Nope - July 10, 2015 at 6:19 pm
The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread - by KUSA - July 11, 2015 at 1:23 am
RE: The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread - by Nope - July 11, 2015 at 9:37 am
RE: The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread - by Nope - July 11, 2015 at 10:03 am
RE: The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread - by Nope - July 11, 2015 at 10:57 am
RE: The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread - by Nope - July 11, 2015 at 11:12 am
The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread - by KUSA - July 14, 2015 at 2:29 pm
RE: The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread - by drfuzzy - July 14, 2015 at 7:58 pm
The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread - by KUSA - July 14, 2015 at 11:30 pm
RE: The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread - by Spooky - July 15, 2015 at 12:16 am
The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread - by KUSA - July 15, 2015 at 9:51 pm

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