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Poll: Should atheists be grateful to the pope for his willingness to redeem us?
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"The Lord has redeemed all of us, all of us..." should we be grateful?
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RE: "The Lord has redeemed all of us, all of us..." should we be grateful?
Here, let me lay this out for you, and tell me whether you prefer my jokes afterward.

You're a member of a death cult that has wrought immense destruction and misery upon countless lives over hundreds of years hoping to escape judgement for your vast sins by way of blood magic...someone -else's- blood, no less.  To me, this would seem to imply that you're made of grittier stuff than you let on - and it certainly leaves your religious faith with no grounds to complain about hurt feelings.

-or-

I can crack another pedo priest joke. Which injures you more deeply...and has it ever occurred to you that I, like most human beings, leverage humor when I'm confronted with something that makes me tremendously uncomfortable?
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RE: "The Lord has redeemed all of us, all of us..." should we be grateful? - by The Grand Nudger - July 19, 2015 at 11:17 pm

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