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Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!
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RE: Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email!
This Aunt has deleted me several times, and then apologizes subsequently. She usually sends me a message once a week about how Jesus is ready for me anytime I am ready for him, but she always adds a reminder that I could die in 10 minutes and I will suffer in hell eternally. The only reason I have to not want to piss her off is that she goes and tells my grandmother, who gets upset easily, and is in poor health.

When my grandmother passes, I will tell her how I feel about her, and how I feel about her upsetting my grandmother for no other reason than to instill guilt in my heart.
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RE: Help Me Answer My Evangelical Aunt's Most Recent Email! - by Erinome - December 29, 2011 at 5:01 pm

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