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insults page!
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insults page!
any shell scripters in the house?

is there a way to run whatever's equivalient to a (unix) egrep on all the posts and dig out all the curse words and phrases and dump them into a flat file for everybody's entertainment? maybe even pull out the entire sentence that used the word or phrase for contextual effect. Smile perhaps sed & awk could handle it better. actually i'm sure there are much easier ways to accomplish this than these old command line utilities of 20 yrs ago.

either way, calling people bell-ends, obtuse, batshit crazy, wankers, etc., i think that'd be cool to have that resource here for a laugh, in an "af's funniest insults" page. anyone agree? ... (cricket sounds) ...
they can land a rover on mars, yet they still have to stick a human finger up my ass to do a prostate exam?! - ricky gervais
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Messages In This Thread
insults page! - by jackman - July 4, 2012 at 10:09 pm
RE: insults page! - by padraic - July 4, 2012 at 10:19 pm
RE: insults page! - by Shell B - July 4, 2012 at 10:26 pm
RE: insults page! - by jackman - July 4, 2012 at 10:32 pm
RE: insults page! - by Shell B - July 4, 2012 at 11:24 pm
RE: insults page! - by Reforged - July 4, 2012 at 10:35 pm
RE: insults page! - by Minimalist - July 4, 2012 at 11:30 pm
RE: insults page! - by Gambit - July 4, 2012 at 11:36 pm
RE: insults page! - by frankiej - July 5, 2012 at 10:23 am
RE: insults page! - by Shell B - July 4, 2012 at 11:45 pm
RE: insults page! - by Gambit - July 4, 2012 at 11:56 pm
RE: insults page! - by padraic - July 5, 2012 at 7:46 pm
RE: insults page! - by Shell B - July 4, 2012 at 11:59 pm
RE: insults page! - by Reforged - July 5, 2012 at 1:05 am
RE: insults page! - by Angrboda - July 5, 2012 at 9:35 am
RE: insults page! - by SleepingDemon - July 5, 2012 at 8:30 pm
RE: insults page! - by Reforged - July 5, 2012 at 10:23 pm
RE: insults page! - by SleepingDemon - July 5, 2012 at 10:58 pm
RE: insults page! - by Reforged - July 6, 2012 at 4:52 pm
RE: insults page! - by padraic - July 6, 2012 at 3:37 am
RE: insults page! - by CliveStaples - July 6, 2012 at 6:06 am
RE: insults page! - by Gambit - July 6, 2012 at 6:57 am
RE: insults page! - by frankiej - July 6, 2012 at 7:48 am

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