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Every Romantic Comedy Ever
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RE: Every Romantic Comedy Ever
It's the humor in the in-betweens you're watching it for. Just ignore the plot... you know they'd like to Tiger

(April 16, 2013 at 4:21 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Part of my pre-first date ritual:

Me: "Hey, want to do something Saturday night?"
Her: "Sure! What are you thinking?"
Me: "There's a new romantic comedy playing, would you like to see that?"
Her: "I'd love to!!!!!!!11111eleven!!!111"
Me: <click>

Yeah... there's that. Unless it works in reverse.

If you suggested it to me, I'd probably make up something along the lines of "Oh... I just remembered <random bullshit>".

That, or suggest you stab yourself and go nab myself a girl through my surefire avoid very clear pickup lines until we're practically ready to fuck.

Or she'll be totally oblivious, which is more likely.

...

Better idea: present a couple of options of things relevant to your interests... see which she goes for.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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Every Romantic Comedy Ever - by DeistPaladin - April 16, 2013 at 2:36 pm
RE: Every Romantic Comedy Ever - by Jackalope - April 16, 2013 at 4:21 pm
RE: Every Romantic Comedy Ever - by Violet - April 16, 2013 at 9:29 pm
RE: Every Romantic Comedy Ever - by Fruity - April 16, 2013 at 11:43 pm

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