An American tourist was in a pub in Cardiff, and heard three somewhat, erm, hefty women chatting at the bar. Assuming their accent was Scottish, he approached and asked, 'What part of Scotland are you three lovely lassies from?'
The beefiest of the three (clearly in her cups) shouted at the man, 'It's Wales, you idiot. WALES!!'
'Oh, I'm terribly sorry,' replied the man. 'What part of Scotland are you lovely whales from?'
The coroner's inquest is due Friday week.
Boru
The beefiest of the three (clearly in her cups) shouted at the man, 'It's Wales, you idiot. WALES!!'
'Oh, I'm terribly sorry,' replied the man. 'What part of Scotland are you lovely whales from?'
The coroner's inquest is due Friday week.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
