From Sean Morey-
I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then, you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you’re too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party and you’re generally promiscuous.
Then, you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then, you become a baby, and then… you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in Spa-like conditions – Central heating, room service on tap, and then…
You finish off as an orgasm!
I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then, you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you’re too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party and you’re generally promiscuous.
Then, you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then, you become a baby, and then… you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in Spa-like conditions – Central heating, room service on tap, and then…
You finish off as an orgasm!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.