There was a man involved in an industrial accident that involved the loss of his manhood.
While in the hospital, a specialist came in to talk to the man about a new experimental procedure that would replace his manhood.
After discussing it with the doctor for quite sometime, the man ultimately decided to go for it with the caveat that the doctor not inform his wife.
The surgery went well and the man finally returned home whereupon he broke the news to his wife.
"Can I see it?", his wife asks.
The man opens his zipper shows her that his manhood was replaced with a baby elephant trunk which immediately started waving around and reached for a bun on the table and tucked back in his pants.
"Ooh, ooh! Can I see that again?"
While in the hospital, a specialist came in to talk to the man about a new experimental procedure that would replace his manhood.
After discussing it with the doctor for quite sometime, the man ultimately decided to go for it with the caveat that the doctor not inform his wife.
The surgery went well and the man finally returned home whereupon he broke the news to his wife.
"Can I see it?", his wife asks.
The man opens his zipper shows her that his manhood was replaced with a baby elephant trunk which immediately started waving around and reached for a bun on the table and tucked back in his pants.
"Ooh, ooh! Can I see that again?"
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy