The story of Adam and Eve is ridiculous, and so is the concept of original sin.
"Shit, Eve ate this apple. I'm going to make childbirth for her really painful. And because I'm an asshole, childbirth is going to be painful for all women for the rest of history. All because she ate the apple (nevermind that the other women who come after her didn't have the same opportunity) after a talking snake (HOW THE FUCK DOES A SNAKE TALK, AND WHY DON'T THEY TALK ANYMORE?) told her to. Also this sin is going to be passed down from mother to son/daughter forever and ever. Why? Because Fuck humans. That's why."
And how the fuck do you explain Cavemen?
If Adam and Eve were truly the first humans, then ALL civilizations would have the same or similar story of creation, because it'd have been passed down from generation to generation. All civilizations don't have the same story of creation, ergo... the story can't be true.
"Shit, Eve ate this apple. I'm going to make childbirth for her really painful. And because I'm an asshole, childbirth is going to be painful for all women for the rest of history. All because she ate the apple (nevermind that the other women who come after her didn't have the same opportunity) after a talking snake (HOW THE FUCK DOES A SNAKE TALK, AND WHY DON'T THEY TALK ANYMORE?) told her to. Also this sin is going to be passed down from mother to son/daughter forever and ever. Why? Because Fuck humans. That's why."
And how the fuck do you explain Cavemen?
If Adam and Eve were truly the first humans, then ALL civilizations would have the same or similar story of creation, because it'd have been passed down from generation to generation. All civilizations don't have the same story of creation, ergo... the story can't be true.
